Years of experience:
With what?
Automotive claim to fame:
I used a hose clamp as a trans mount in a cheapo HOT ROD project car. Then I actually bragged about it.
First car owned:
1970 Dodge Super Bee

Number of rental cars destroyed:
All of them. I once semi'd in a bracket race held in the rain in a rental car after the real event was cancelled.
Manual or automatic?
There is no automatic.
Turbocharged or supercharged?
Coke or Pepsi?
There is no Pepsi.
If you were a car, what model would you be?
The one that's faster than yours.
What do you want to tell the other teams?
Neener, neener, neener!

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