Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
Vehicle Purchased: 1994 Acura Integra Purchase Price: $3,675.00
Why do you think you will win the Charity Challenge?
We know we'll win because our special education teacher tells us that everyone's a winner.
How did you get your vehicle?
There was a lot of blood, sweat, and tears. Frio got a paper cut when he was filling out the registration, Scott started crying when his carpal tunnel acted up, and Nads just tends to perspire more than most.
What will your vehicle be able to do that no one else's will?
Score chicks at the mall. Hot ones.
What kind of person would you want (or NOT want) to bid for and win
People who watch Lord of the Rings. On DVD. Or Betamax.
What's the plan?
Use it as a lunch wagon. We've been needing one for a couple years now. Thanks eBay Motors! Aside from that we want to create a well-built car that performs well in a straight line and in the turns. Of course, we also want it to show as well as it goes so we can score chicks at the mall. What kind of chicks? The hot ones we mentioned earlier.
In a perfect world, Honda Tuning will coordinate the build-up overseeing all aspects of its construction. Import Tuner will take care of the bodywork and roll cage. Turbo will handle the motor swap and engine build, Super Street will work on the wheels, suspension and brakes, and Car Audio will pump up the volume with an eight-track or some such thing. We hope to have the car finished and ready for testing by mid-August. But we all know that the world's not perfect, so who knows what will happen.